There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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