i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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