is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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