She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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