I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
