Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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