just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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