That's intense
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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