It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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