Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
