Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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