And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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