Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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