marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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