just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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