chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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