she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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