do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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