my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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