I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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