Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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