then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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