I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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