Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
