NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
