Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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