ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
porn star boner night. come get it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
