sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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