Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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