Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
That accounts for only three of the penises
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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