if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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