sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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