I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
