quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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