If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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