the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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