No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
