can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
