Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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