What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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