Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
People in love make me want to vomit
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
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I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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