PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
