I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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