Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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