i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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