I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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