how can u be prego again
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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