Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
