She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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