how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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