In the future we'll all be gay
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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