They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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