didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My nipple is on Facebook.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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