dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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