You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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