Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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