ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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