Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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