Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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