just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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