that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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